New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to play a little game of “marry, rape, kill” with our fellow players! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is done (we hope). Join us for some twisted and hilarious antics as we navigate through this crazy game of choices.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this coveted prize?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocks and llamas!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Electric Field Frenzy

    Electric Field Frenzy

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode? well, this server is like that but on steroids. we got electric fields that will zap u into another dimension, but don’t worry, we got different models to estimate how much u can handle. sometimes it’s like 22 times more than u think, but who cares, right? join us and see if u can survive the ultimate electric field challenge. safety guidelines? pshhh, we laugh in the face of danger. come join the chaos and let’s see if u can handle the heat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Secret Avril Lavigne Society 1.20.2

    Secret Avril Lavigne Society 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further because this server is like a rainbow made out of bacon!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, literally! And not just any pigs, we’re talking about pigs with jetpacks and sunglasses, living their best life in the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s lit, fam!

    So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure, unadulterated chaos into your gaming experience, then come on down and join us. Just remember, don’t say “your mom” because she’s probably too busy partying with the Ender Dragon.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a high school cafeteria! Join us for some intense internships, where friendships are tested and emotions run high.

    Experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your friends and watch as they unravel in a fit of jealousy and betrayal. Will you be the one to secure the coveted internship, or will you be left feeling like an accessory in the group?

    But don’t worry, we promise there’s plenty of fun and adventure to be had on our server, even if your friends are giving you the cold shoulder. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship and internship drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but laughter is encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other.

    Imagine a world where the best man is a Minecraft character who just can’t seem to get his act together. He’s always causing trouble, demanding to bring his dog to the ceremony (sorry, no dogs allowed in Minecraft weddings!), and complaining about the venue being too far away. But don’t worry, we’ve replaced him with a new best man who actually knows how to keep powerbanks charged – the most important job of all!

    Explore our mountainous wedding venue, surrounded by a forest that’s perfect for a romantic ceremony and a wild afterparty. Who needs a real best man when you have a virtual one who won’t talk smack behind your back?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind that makes you laugh out loud. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft one that’s way more fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BingeWorthyTV Minecraft SMP

    BingeWorthyTV Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where we ride pigs into battle while wielding diamond swords made out of unicorn horns. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. It’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and Spongebob Squarepants, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP