New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to play a little game of “marry, rape, kill” with our fellow players! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is done (we hope). Join us for some twisted and hilarious antics as we navigate through this crazy game of choices.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this coveted prize?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocks and llamas!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

    Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

    Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

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    Florida SMP Server Overview

    Features
    Competitive MCMMO aspect
    Laid back and chill atmosphere
    Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server competitive or laid back? The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
    Are there any upcoming events? Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
    What is the server IP? You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

    Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

    Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

    But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Yani’s SMP
    Owner Yani
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Timezone GMT+2

    Server Benefits

    • Active staff for immediate issue resolution
    • Vanilla gameplay experience with minor adjustments
    • Optional voicechat for enhanced gameplay
    • Minimum age recommendation of 18 years
    • Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
    • Server invite available upon Discord request to yani01
    • Server data protection for inactive players

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

    A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

    Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

    A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

    Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

    A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Chad’s CritiqueCraft

    Chad’s CritiqueCraft

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NaziCraft LOLz

    NaziCraft LOLz

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

    Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

    Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

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    Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

    Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

    Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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    Bloom SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Bloom SMP
    IP Address play.bloomsmp.net
    Supported Versions 1.9 – 1.20.6

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • Welcoming community
    • Active Discord
    • Friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
    Is there anti-griefing protection? Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Night Shift Shenanigans

    Night Shift Shenanigans

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    Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

    But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

    So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

    Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

    Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY