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Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Animals Bred:	80

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5244	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Emeralds Found:	2893	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	7932
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2192	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5887
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14