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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	6236	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Star Shards Collected:	104	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1886	Zombie Dances:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	6992
Love Letters Sent:	18	Villages Defended:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	196	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	764733	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Votes:	9856

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Towns Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	95/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1