Crafty Crazies – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Crafty Crazies – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic virtual influencers you’ve ever seen!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone,” to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who builds castles in the sky that put even the Ender Dragon to shame, our server is where legends are made.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, who once tamed a pack of wolves to do her bidding in battle, or Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, who can craft potions so powerful they’ll make you see double.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and shouting “Creeper, oh man!” at the top of your lungs.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Zombie Dances: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Animals Bred: 173 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crops Grown: 8503 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    – Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

    Minecrafty Fantasy Fun
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

    Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Animals Bred: 24
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!
    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 8410
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

    CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

    And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

    But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

    Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

    Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Potions Brewed: 109
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Therapy

    Blocky Therapy
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

    Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 241 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Farms Harvested: 967
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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