Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Star Shards Collected:	253

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7844
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Players Killed by Monsters:	4585	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Crops Grown:	3879

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	2225	Dragon Eggs Found:	3354

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7310	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Towns Built:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com