Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Farms Harvested:	559
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Chunky Monkey

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

chunkymonkey.fun

GamesLabs network

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	441
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9191	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

play.gameslabs.net

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

play.cnmc.us

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Animals Bred:	68	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	192
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Votes:	5744
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4085	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8533
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7353
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604