Crafty Crap Shack | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9722
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Animals Bred:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0