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Kiss Me Enjoy Minecraft 1.21

adoration, Affection, affectionate, attraction, Connection, desire, devotion, Embrace, Enjoy, Happiness, infatuation, Intimacy, kiss, long-lasting love, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Smooch, tenderness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	7970
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First off, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?

And don’t even get me started on the zombies. These guys are like the Michael Jackson of the undead world, they’ll moonwalk right into your base and steal your diamonds!

Oh, and did I mention the creepers? They’re not just blowing up your stuff, they’re blowing up the dance floor with their sick moves!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. You’ll be kissing me and loving every minute of it!

CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

addressing racism, awkward conversations, calling out racism, challenging stereotypes, confronting friends, CraftyRoomies, cultural insensitivity, difficult conversations, Minecraft, problematic humor, racial dynamics, racial microaggressions, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racist jokes, Server, social awareness, speaking out, standing up, uncomfortable jokes, uncomfortable situations, white fragility, white privilege

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

apologies, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaGoneWild, boss up, children, Delusional, domestic violence, emotional roller coaster, family, Guilt, healing, love, Moving, Potential, Pregnancy, self love, self-care, Threats, toxic relationship, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Farms Harvested:	679
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

BlockBrokeMC

BlockBrokeMC, financial insecurity, financial struggles, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty classification, poverty criteria, poverty cycle, poverty definition, poverty identification, poverty indicators, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty markers, poverty measurement, poverty signs, poverty statistics, poverty threshold, socioeconomic status

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

When you log onto our server and your character is wearing a cardboard box for armor and wielding a stick as a weapon. But fear not, because on our server, being poor is a badge of honor! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a potato and a dream.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

SydneySynagogueCraft

anti-semitism, Australia, Bigotry, Community, criminal act, discrimination, Graffiti, hate crime, Hate Speech, Jewish community, law enforcement, Peace, racism, religious intolerance, solidarity, Sydney, SydneySynagogueCraft, synagogue, tolerance, Unity, Vandalism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5889

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where we have swastikas sprayed on the walls of every building! it’s like a fun game of hide and seek, but with hate symbols! join now for a chance to see the most outrageous and offensive builds you’ve ever seen in minecraft! who needs political correctness when you can have a good laugh at the expense of others? come join the madness today!

Wild Play Fun Land

Adventure, Benefits, children, cognitive development., creativity, Curiosity, Development, Exploration, Fun, INDEPENDENCE, Land, learning, mental health, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, problem solving, resilience, Risk-taking, Science, self-confidence, Social Skills, Wild

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is off da hook, like, so cray cray u won’t even believe it.

imagine dis, u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, like, what even is dat? and den u find out dat da whole server is actually on da back of a dragon, like, how cool is dat?

But wait, dere’s more! u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da evil llamas dat guard dem, dey spit at u like crazy.

And get dis, u can ride on a flying unicorn to explore da server, like, how insane is dat? and if u get bored, u can always challenge da ender dragon to a dance-off, cuz why not?

So, like, join dis server now and experience da wildest, most epic adventure of ur life. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Eternal Nippon Dream 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, coping, cultural acceptance, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural assimilation struggles, cultural belonging, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural identity crisis, cultural integration, cultural pride, cultural understanding, dream, ETERNAL, Japanese culture, Nippon, self-acceptance, self-identity

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual Japan, but with creepers and diamonds instead of sushi and anime girls.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate weeb paradise, where you can build your own pixelated Mt. Fuji and ride on pixelated bullet trains.

Don’t be a baka, come join us and embrace your inner otaku while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies.

Who needs to be Japanese when you can be a Minecraft master on this server? Plus, we have virtual ramen shops and kawaii skins for days.

Say goodbye to reality and konnichiwa to a whole new world of blocky fun!

MomVacayDenied

Bonding, Boundaries, city trip, Communication, couple trips, Effort, emotional baggage, Experience, family, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, mom, MomVacayDenied, Mother Daughter, quality time, relationship, Resentment, self-care, Solo, step dad, vacation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from your family drama and bond with your virtual friends instead! Join us for a chance to build your dream city and explore the blocky world with like-minded players.

Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

CraftyCashMC

assets, CraftyCashMC, dream, experiences, Extravagant, financial freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, Investments, jackpot, Lottery, luxury, MONEY, Property, Purchases, SECURITY, shopping spree, Splurge, travel, winning, wish list

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

HotBlockz Minecraft Server

HotBlockz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	5875	Enchantments Applied:	187
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz in 2024 we had global warming so hot, u can cook ur eggs on ur computer screen. but dont worry, our server is so cool it will make u forget about the melting polar ice caps. we got penguins riding llamas, and lava water slides that will make u scream like a little girl. plus, our diamond pickaxes are made of unicorn horns and our creepers are actually just misunderstood puppies. join now and help us save the world, one block at a time!

BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!

Accountability, Brazil, BrazilCraft, Censorship, Democracy, digital age, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, INFORMATION, Integrity, Meta, Misinformation, News, online content, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, regulations, social media, Technology, trustworthiness, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS!

Easter Egg Island – Crafty Statues

Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Chile, Crafty, cultural heritage, Easter, easter egg, easter island, Egg, Historical landmarks, indigenous culture, ISLAND, moai, Mystery, Pacific Islanders, pacific ocean, Polynesia, Rapa Nui, Remote Island, south america, Statues, stone sculptures, tourism, Unesco World Heritage

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the statues on easter island were left as an easter egg! like, imagine mining and suddenly stumbling upon a giant stone head with a chocolate bunny inside. it’s like a willy wonka dream come true! plus, our server has flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. yeah, you heard that right. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to thriller. it’s lit af, bro. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Laser Depo Optics: Yttrium Fun

advanced materials, band gap, defects reduction, depo, electronic devices, film deposition, Fun, laser, laser processing., laser technology, material science, optical coatings, optical devices, optical properties, optics, optoelectronics, pulsed laser deposition, semiconductor materials, thick films, thickness-dependent, thin film technology, thin films, Yttrium, Yttrium ferrite films

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Yttrium ferrite films on pulsed laser deposition, but in block form! Da thicker da blocks, da less defects and da lower da band gap, making dem perfect for optoelectronics…or sumthin like dat. So come join dis server and get ur optical properties on fleek, fam!

NorthSMP

bedrock, bugs, Community, Discord, Feedback, Friends, invite, Join, Minecraft, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, Players, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Suggestions, Support, TEAM, world border

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8676	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP Small Supportive Community Pvp And Raiding Allowed
We always Take feedback AND suggestions Invite your friends so this server grows
World Border is 75000×75000 and will be increased later down the line if we get more players TpRandom To up to 2000 blocks Owners And general managers will be playing we be just another player if any bugs happen or something you need IF you like we can set up a name for your team if you like and it displays on your name tag
Server IP: NorthSMP.funserver.top
Port: 25598 (25598 for bedrock)
Discord: https://discord.gg/KgegaDED5H

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of experience level.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.
Is PvP and raiding allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, but please be respectful of other players.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can share your feedback and suggestions in the Discord server linked above.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to help the server grow.

Butt Craft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, butt, Butts, comes from, Craft, d.., from butts, haha, it comes, it comes from, Land, long tail tags, Poop, poop from butts, You know

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why, you ask? Because we have POOP! Yes, you heard me right, POOP! And not just any poop, but poop from butts! Haha, isn’t that just the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? So come on over and experience the magic of butt poop for yourself! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8190	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6