Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3516	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5289
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

mc.marcane.net

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6392	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	907
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7566	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Potions Brewed:	144	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	5702	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9093	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Farms Harvested:	163	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	1950	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4261	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg