Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	107
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

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LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

lifeyoinksmp.net

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	850056
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	5802
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

rebelmc.net

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

172.240.173.72:9999

Acidic

PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	133	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

135.148.137.75:25720

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

HeathyBox.Minehut.GG

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

LifeLantern.falixsrv.me:38697

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

play.coralhaven.net

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	214	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

redefaint.com.br

Frostic MC

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Farms Harvested:	404	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Frostic.mcserver.us

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	62
Emeralds Found:	1429	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	6686
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6163
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	3617
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Animals Bred:	23

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com