Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	995036	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	747399
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	477

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Votes:	1795
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

mcdiamondfire.com