Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Towns Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	758
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1953
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	3794
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6530	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7280
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	366
Dragon Eggs Found:	9840	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	68	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	1261	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9187	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co