Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	501175	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

SeafuryMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

A plugin-heavy server aimed at those who want to challenge themselves for survival. Also includes various minigames and PvE options

51.161.192.46:25579

DryCraft

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to DryCraft, a 1.8 RPG Minecraft SkyBlock Server crafted solo for a truly unique experience. Immerse yourself in a welcoming community that values camaraderie and fun. Unlike typical SkyBlock servers, DryCraft introduces RPG elements, quests, and challenges for an exciting twist.

Explore custom-designed islands, engage in player-driven economies, and experience thrilling events with carefully curated plugins. What sets DryCraft apart is its dedication to being a solo project – every detail, from code to features, is meticulously crafted for a cohesive and balanced gameplay experience.

Join DryCraft today and be part of a community that celebrates creativity and innovation. Dive into an unparalleled SkyBlock adventure where possibilities are endless, and the excitement never stops. Discover the magic of solo-developed excellence at DryCraft – your new home in the sky!Hey there! Want to play on a good and fun skyblock server ? Join now and have fun.

mc.drycraft.org

CrushCentral MC

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	723
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	3250	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Custom Oneblock with custom features and rpg items coming soon

version 1.20 + crushcentralmc.net

play.crushcentralmc.net

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

schmecknugget.uk.to

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

crowsmp.online:25245

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

silver-free.falixserver.net:33492

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

play.treasuremc.net

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	1770	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

play.mysticalskies.com

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	129
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	6068

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

survivalcraftanarchy.com:2302

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Animals Bred:	92
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

mc.stagegaming.es

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Minezilla.uk.to:25663

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

play.urearth.xyz

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

vps-b0741b4a.vps.ovh.us

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

play.sapphirecity.net

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	7499
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	214	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

mc.zonaminecraft.net