Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

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Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Farms Harvested:	460	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Items Found:	6283
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4452	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Towns Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	153
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crops Grown:	8719
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	169	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7135

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	9
Crops Grown:	1693	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2142	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	3051
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink