Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	456201	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	184

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

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AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	3799
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5842	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchantments Applied:	292	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	1344	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	2438	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Animals Bred:	198	Dragon Eggs Found:	5497
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com

RoyaleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Votes:	8831
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑Java: play.royale-mc.com Bedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no more. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly with our concept of vote-to-win! Voting gets you tokens that can be used within the Token Shop to purchase these types of perks! Check out below for more information about RoyaleMC!

play.royale-mc.com