Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1973
Enchantments Applied:	119	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Buildings Constructed:	49

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SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Players Killed by Monsters:	9823

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1537
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	8258
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5293
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mines Excavated:	1721	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	898	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	5335	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1302
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9227

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live