LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Emeralds Found:	6309	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimension Hops:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2314	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

/vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
/vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
/vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
/vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
/vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3879
Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Crackheads – Get Your Block On!

Updated September 29, 2024

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

Updated September 29, 2024

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

Updated September 29, 2024

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Updated September 29, 2024

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

Updated September 29, 2024

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

Updated September 29, 2024

Blocky Googleplex

Updated September 29, 2024

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

Updated September 29, 2024

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

Updated September 29, 2024

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2