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Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters
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Players: 104/100 Votes: 5787
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6411
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 1924
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Falling into the Void: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1085
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1444
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Farms Harvested: 386
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9103
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4124 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 474
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crops Grown: 7903
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6584
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Villages Defended: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2642
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Animals Bred: 63
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Star Shards Collected: 256

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8564
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2958
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Alien Abductions: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2139
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 227 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8178
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3399
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 2297 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3117
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2250
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Crops Grown: 2477 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Votes: 998

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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