Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Potions Brewed:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8632	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	170
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	3215
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	8987
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magic Items Found:	7922
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	5514	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4610
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org