Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6636
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	240	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Farms Harvested:	677
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	921

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1014	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	805	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3472
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1387	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net