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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 943 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Votes: | 9804 |
Ores Mined: | 587 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!