Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	576688
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	208	Mines Excavated:	2601

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!