Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7775

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Dragon Eggs Found:	2674
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	5034	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Items Found:	1445
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6564	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.