Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	3919	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9807	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7781	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Potions Brewed:	86
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	9277	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	4452

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1206	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.