Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	1726	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4543	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	9430	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2737
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3213	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	843

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	172
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9821	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Dragon Eggs Found:	3033
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	912
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	7145
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!