Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Ores Mined:	8128
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	New Chunks Explored:	805794

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1711
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	221	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimension Hops:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	8108

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3536	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3101
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.