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Players: 90/300 Votes: 3808
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Falling into the Void: 0
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

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  • Cyber Realm Craft 1.20.3

    Cyber Realm Craft 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1895
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2531 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

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    Lol, bro, forget AI genders, come join our Minecraft server where the only gender is Steve and Alex!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that breakdance before exploding.

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Forget about AI, come experience the true madness of our Minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

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  • PartyPurgeCraft

    PartyPurgeCraft
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 5233
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5986
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1772
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and overreactions!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player accuses you of downplaying their chronic illness. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through friendships and apologies while dodging passive-aggressive texts from mutual friends. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

    And hey, if you’ve ever felt like your seizures weren’t getting the attention they deserve, this server is the perfect place for you. We understand the struggles of not being taken seriously by doctors and unsupportive friends. So come on in and let’s create some chaos together!

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  • RedditPostMinecraftSMP

    RedditPostMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3155
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest ride of your life! We have diamond armor-wearing chickens running around, creepers that do the moonwalk before exploding, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot who leads us into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our cake! Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant rainbow and unicorns spawn everywhere. It’s like a magical acid trip, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and let’s build the most epic, ridiculous world together! #SirOinksalot4President #LlamaTopHatsForever

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  • BasementDweller500

    BasementDweller500
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3624
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 292946 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

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    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no impressive achievements to show off? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the prestigious “Basement Dweller” Achievement waiting for you to claim! No one has been able to reach a 500-day streak of never seeing the light of day in Minecraft, but we believe in you! Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate basement dweller! Who needs sunlight anyway when you can be the envy of all your friends with this insane achievement? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft hermit!

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  • Remission Queen – Longest Survivor – CAR T-cell FUN

    Remission Queen – Longest Survivor – CAR T-cell FUN
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 128
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as resilient as this woman who survived cancer treatment 18 years ago. we have the longest known survivors in the game thanks to our magical CAR T-cell therapy. you’ll be battling creepers and zombies just like this woman battled neuroblastoma as a child. join us for a chance to be a true survivor in the world of minecraft. who needs chemo when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to outlast the toughest challenges in our server.

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  • Artificial Creativity 1.21.1

    Artificial Creativity 1.21.1
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1381
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a classic doujin edition, but for real! We got all the comfy UI you need, whether you’re an experienced player or a total beginner. And get this, we even have an Automatic1111 fork for all you Forge lovers out there. It’s like a whole new world, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor. You can create some sick art while you’re chilling in our server. And if you have any questions, we got you covered with tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. It’s like a virtual art paradise, dude.

    And don’t even get me started on the related boards. We’ve got everything from /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai. It’s a wild ride, man. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it… maybe.

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  • UninvitedDad420

    UninvitedDad420
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4793
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

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    Are you tired of helicopter parents literally helicoptering into your Minecraft world uninvited? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to barge in without knocking first!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of overbearing dads crashing the party. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unwanted intrusions.

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No Helicopter Parents Allowed” badge to show off your rebellious spirit. So come on over and let’s have some Minecraft fun without any rude interruptions!

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  • ChickenHackMCSMP

    ChickenHackMCSMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2219
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2546 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground chicken cult where we sacrifice rotisserie chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And get this, if you bring a 5 dollar rotisserie chicken to the server, we’ll teach you the secret hack to make it the next level! It involves chanting “cluck cluck chicken luck” while doing a chicken dance around a campfire made of obsidian blocks. Trust me, it works every time. Plus, we have a pet chicken named Clucky who wears a diamond helmet and leads us into battle against creepers. Don’t miss out on all the chicken shenanigans, join us now!

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  • MineCraftManiacs

    MineCraftManiacs
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 385
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Runes Activated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

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    Have you ever spent so much time playing a video game that you started to question your own existence? Well, get ready to dive headfirst into a world where time is just a meaningless concept on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream, and making friends with talking cows who give you life advice (trust us, they’re surprisingly wise).

    Forget about reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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  • EuroWeakCraft

    EuroWeakCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8799
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of zelensky and trump fighting each other with diamond swords. europe is weak but not on our server cuz we have the strongest players who can take on putin himself. come join us and show the world that minecraft is where the real battles happen. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4340
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear and make you feel like a Minecraft god.

    And the community? Oh man, it’s like a party that never stops. You’ll meet players from all over the world who are just as crazy about Minecraft as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are off the charts bonkers. From epic PvP battles to insane building competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment.

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  • MilVacay Minecraft Server

    MilVacay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8264
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on unexpected adventures just like my daughter’s trip to South Carolina? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to be surprised at every turn – who knows, you might end up in a whole new world just like my daughter did!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even your mother-in-law would be impressed. She thought she could sneak off to South Carolina without telling anyone? Well, on our server, you never know where you’ll end up next!

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  • MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

    MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7481
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

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    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

    Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3759
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

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    OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

    So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

    But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

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  • Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

    Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 6986
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2072
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

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    Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

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