Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Items Found:	8402
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Votes:	6982	Crops Grown:	4233
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	106	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4825
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magic Items Found:	8942	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	4730
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6275	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9344

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Farms Harvested:	221
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3312	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2879	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8770	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Towns Built:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7136	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1270

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7