Crafty Conundrums | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4123	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	9342
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	740711	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Potions Brewed:	104	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	99	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
New Chunks Explored:	703729	Star Shards Collected:	242
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Buildings Constructed:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Star Shards Collected:	63
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7385

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21