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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4741 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Welcome to the most conservative Minecraft server out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we only build houses with red, white, and blue blocks because anything else is just too liberal for us. We have a strict dress code of suits and ties for all players because we believe in looking sharp while mining for diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!
