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CraftyCommiesLOL
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵 -
Blocky Vaccine Trials
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?
come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!
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Finn’s Dream Realm 1.20.4
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question reality? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy. We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party.
Forget about the normies, come hang out with us and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
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The Mighty Heroes of Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with brave heroes who embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build magnificent castles, and… well, Vinicius is just there to add some extra chaos.Join our server if you want to witness Vinicius accidentally setting fire to his own house for the tenth time, or watch as our heroes try to navigate through a maze filled with llamas wearing top hats.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and Vinicius’s questionable building skills.