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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Secret Passages Found: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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