Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KimJongCraft

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6429	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Farms Harvested:	116
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3764

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8278	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.