Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	118
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6316	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7948
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

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Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	150	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!