Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

Book, c:dda, catalogue, Colonists, Cosmic Horrors Edition, Crafty, Cube, cube gamer, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, enthusiasts, Game Dev, games, Links, loverslab, meets, Minecraft, mod order guide, modlist, Mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Survival, Wacky, Workshop, Yayo

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Dimension Hops:	13

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Void Gems Collected:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	47
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	4864
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2785	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ores Mined:	5901	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	143
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!