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Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5109	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	3612
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	667704	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	3929
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	4161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8917	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	806438
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3