Crafty Colon Cancer Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	952	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	190569
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4657

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	524	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Towns Built:	9
Farms Harvested:	497	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	2737

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyUser101

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.