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Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!

NoWeddingPlusOne

boundary setting, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, emotional cheating, exclusion, friendship boundaries, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, NoWeddingPlusOne, past relationships, prioritizing feelings, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, trust issues, trustworthiness, wedding drama, wedding drama avoidance, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	283
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no exes will be crashing your virtual wedding!

Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

RedditRookieMC SMP

community engagement, connecting with others, digital platforms, discussion platform, Entertainment, finding information, internet forum, memes, News, Online Community, online discussions., online networking, reddit, RedditRookieMC, sharing stories, smp, social media, social news, user interactions, user participation, User-generated content, virtual communities

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server!! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise! They grant you wishes and give you diamonds just for breathing. It’s like a magical fairy tale but with creepers and zombies. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the players gather to plan world domination. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! #bestserverever #unicornsareadminstoo

PixelPotion

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy thoughts, instant gratification, instant mood boost, instant mood lift, little things, mood boosters, mood enhancers, PixelPotion, positive vibes, quick pick-me-up, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small joys, small pleasures, Small victories, tiny gestures, tiny victories, unexpected surprises

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	5776
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9577	Animals Bred:	129
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Rumor has it that our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player will have the best luck possible.

Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!

IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

accident investigation, air travel, athletes, aviation accident, Condolences, figure skaters, Flight crash, Grief, IceRinkExpress, investigation, Loss, memorial, Minecraft, News, Recovery, Remembrance, Server, sports, Support, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath, training camp, Transportation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	920	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9000
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyCrashLand

Airline (Industry), airplane accident, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation tragedy, CraftyCrashLand, D.C. Plane Crash, emergency response, Figure Skating Community, flight crew, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Jet Crash, national tragedy, passenger list, Russian Figure Skaters, safety protocols, Tragedy, US Figure Skaters, washington d.c.

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the craziest minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u should join. so get this, our server is so lit that even US and russian figure skaters are playing on it. yep, u heard that right. they were on a plane crash but luckily they survived and now they play minecraft on our server to cope with the trauma. u wanna be part of this wild ride? join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

How I Survived The Minecraft Mafia, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Discovered a Minecraft Sky Civilization, I Mastered Minecraft Combat, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu banned, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu pvp, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	427056
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Votes:	3827	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	6540
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2863	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Players:	96/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	203	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3182	Legendary Items Repaired:	3