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PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Farms Harvested:	750
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Votes:	3075
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	9933
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3027
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Votes:	1557
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	4197
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4684	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7966	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Void Gems Collected:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Animals Bred:	98	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0