Crafty C*nt Interviews

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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW! -
BlockyBrains: Schoolyard Savants
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain! We got primary school children running the show because they are straight-up geniuses when it comes to making connections between events and consequences.Join us and witness the chaos as these little prodigies dominate the Minecraft world with their mad skills and strategic thinking. You’ll be amazed at how they outperform all other age groups and show us adults how it’s done.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Server IP: 123.456.789.10 (totally legit, trust us)
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AlienCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.
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ZelenskyNotReady4Peace
so like, u know how president trump is always causin’ drama? well, on this server, u can be just like him! accuse other players of not bein’ ready for peace in the minecraft world! start fake wars and make alliances, just like a real politician! join now and show everyone who’s the boss in this crazy minecraft server! who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
Nose Bounce Craft
Come join our wacky Minecraft server where the noses are all springy and bouncy like a trampoline! Our fat-filled cells will keep you bouncing around like a kangaroo on a pogo stick. Explore our world and discover the secrets of the cartilage cell that generates fat vacuoles to make everything pliable and squishy. Who needs regular noses when you can have a springy one that can bounce you to new heights?Join us at 123.456.789.0 and bounce your way to victory!