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KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	3839	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3434
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Farms Harvested:	428
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1101
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Towns Built:	8	Magic Items Found:	4515
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Votes:	3305	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5431
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	782	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7763	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19