Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	614	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Votes:	9427

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6538	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1363	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	New Chunks Explored:	360090
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Items Found:	1159
Love Letters Sent:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	333
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Items Found:	8346
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchantments Applied:	177	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Buildings Constructed:	21
Crops Grown:	2123	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Votes:	6865
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com