Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mines Excavated:	1042
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

AssassinHaven

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	173
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5193	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Villages Defended:	19

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	929
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	240	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Crops Grown:	9145
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2152	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9512	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	535	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2398
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	99
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

mc.mutleycraft.net

PunchCraft Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Towny.PunchCraft.us