Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2956	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	2663
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2488
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3466	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Items Found:	2939	Love Letters Sent:	5

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9171
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3651
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Love Letters Sent:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	293
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de