Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	153	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
New Chunks Explored:	371865	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7035	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Star Shards Collected:	138
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4411	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Farms Harvested:	941
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	182	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Animals Bred:	99
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3494	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	763	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	170954
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.