Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	216517	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6973	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	191	Crops Grown:	5121
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	161	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	951	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8555	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5864
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	51	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
New Chunks Explored:	239362	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.