Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8462
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8415	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2622
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8170	Enchantments Applied:	236
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crops Grown:	6859	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	1096	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Star Shards Collected:	176

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	632	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9366	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	4980	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Farms Harvested:	149	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7703	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9916

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!