Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Villages Defended:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	266	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	99
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	9536	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7528
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!