Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	771	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	6518

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Villages Defended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimension Hops:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4760	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Magic Items Found:	7849	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	240	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.