Crafty Chunky Monkeys | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Her Saves 1.20.4

1.20.4, ANONYMOUS, Curious, discovery, everyday, Followers, guy posting, her saves, Identity, internet, long tail tags, more, mystery woman, mystic, saves, search, Share, social media, tags, trending, viral, who is she

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

I heard they have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is a hot tub for all the players to chill in.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos of this epic Minecraft server!

Olaf’s Minecraft Server: No Yelling Allowed!

Allowed, Backlash, Chancellor Olaf Scholz, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Democracy, extremism, far-right party, freedom of speech, Future Direction, German leaders, germany, influence, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Olafs, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, Server, social responsibility, Yelling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2776	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ores Mined:	9608
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got german leaders who totally berate musk for like, backing a far-right party. like, can u even imagine the drama? it’s gonna be lit, fam. olaf scholz be all like “it won’t be the person who yells loudest who will decide where germany goes from here.” so, like, join this server and be part of the drama, man. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

GrainCrafters: Syriously Funny Delivery

conflict zone, Crisis Support, Delivery, emergency response, food aid, food security, FOREIGN AID, funny, global solidarity, grain delivery, grain shipment, GrainCrafters, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian programme, humanitarian relief, international aid, International cooperation, Middle East crisis, relief efforts, Syria, Syrian refugees, Syriously, Ukrainian grain, war-torn country

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Votes:	8562	Players Killed by Monsters:	4521
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6396	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 500 tonnes of Ukrainian grain arriving in Syria on December 31st! Why, you ask? Because our players are so hungry for adventure that we’re sending food to virtual countries! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a humanitarian program in a blocky world? Join now and help us feed the pixelated villagers before they starve to death (not really, they respawn)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one grain at a time!

Otter Eats Crab Land

California, coastal ecosystems, conservation efforts, crab, crab problem, Eats, ecological balance, environmental impact, European green crabs, Hungry sea otters, invasive species, invasive species management, Land, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine wildlife, new study, Otter, otter diet, predator-prey dynamics, researchers, southern sea otters, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	2051	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where sea otters are the rulers and they are taking a BITE out of all the invasive crabs! these otters are HUNGRY for some crabby goodness and they need YOUR help to chow down on those pesky green crabs.

we estimate that these otters are chomping down on up to 120,000 crabs a year, that’s a LOT of crab legs! imagine the feasts we could have together, all thanks to our adorable otter overlords.

so come on over and join the fun, help the otters satisfy their insatiable hunger for crab and maybe even catch a glimpse of them in action. who knew saving the environment could be so deliciously entertaining? 😉🦀🌊

DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

Community, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Economy, flat RP countries, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, president, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Russian, Self-recordings, Server, virtual world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

ip38.ip-54-38-48.eu:25790

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Circumstances, consequences, Developments, Events, experiences, Happenings, incidents, INSTANCES, long tail tags, mystic, Occurrences.., outcomes, phenomena, Realm, Results, Scenarios, Situations, what happens here

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Come join our server, where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha!

Experience a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding in your face.

Build a house made entirely of cake and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

You’ll never be bored on our server, where the sky is purple and the grass sings show tunes.

So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity.

SmolenskFireCraft

aerial assault, crisis management., damage assessment, Disaster Recovery, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, Fire, firefighting, fuel storage, hazardous materials, international incident, military conflict, news headline, oil depot, russia, security breach, Smolensk region, SmolenskFireCraft, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
New Chunks Explored:	480304	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!

Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!

Pixel Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92604922, crafted, Land, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6338
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, slaying creepers and building epic structures that will make your friends jelly.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the zombies come knocking.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCarCo: JapVsUSReliability

American car companies, Automotive Industry, brand reputation, Competition, consumer preferences, consumer trust., cost efficiency, CraftyCarCo, customer satisfaction, global competition., incentives, industry trends, Japanese brands, JapVsUSReliability, long-term reliability, manufacturing standards, market demand, market share, product development, Quality Control, Reliability, technological advancements

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Tired of your car breaking down every time you try to drive to the grocery store? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where cars never break down and you can drive to the ends of the earth without a care in the world. We’ve got redstone-powered engines that never run out of gas, diamond-plated tires that never pop, and creeper-proof armor to protect you from any unexpected explosions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground race track where you can test your driving skills against the toughest mobs in the game. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but if you can beat him, you’ll win a prize beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time and money on unreliable American cars when you can join our Minecraft server and drive into the sunset without a care in the world? Join us now and start your epic car adventure today!

CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	9608	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
New Chunks Explored:	840135	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.

Frost Haven Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, bargains, Clearance, Deals, DISCOUNTS, end of sale, frost, game purchases, Gaming, gaming deals, good games, Haven, Realms, Sales, savings, shopping, shopping satisfaction, shopping spree, video games, winter discounts, winter gaming, winter sale, winter season, winter shopping

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Lol, forget those boring games, join our Minecraft server instead! It’s like a winter wonderland all year round, but with creepers and zombies instead of snowmen!

You won’t be disappointed, we have epic builds that will blow your mind and crazy minigames that will make you question reality. Plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and meme lords, so you’ll never be bored.

So ditch those lame winter sales and come join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who needs good games when you can have a blast with us?

StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!

Alone Time, comfort, contemplation, cozy night, Epic, holiday at home, introspection, introvert celebration, low-key holiday, mental health, mindfulness, peaceful celebration, quiet new years eve, Quietly, Reflection, Relaxation, sad, self-care, solitude, StayCraftNYE, staying in, Thoughts, Tranquility

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!

XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand

bilateral ties, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, Hand, hand in hand, international relations, Moving, moving forward, mutual respect, Partnership, progress, russia, Server, solidarity, strategic alliance, Unity, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping, XiPutinCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mines Excavated:	4833	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8150
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7